Custom Funko POP! Toys: Newton Geiszler, Hermann Gottlieb & Hannibal Chau
Artist: Rich Medley
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OH MY GOD MY FIANCE MADE THESE FOR ME. I got home from San Diego Comic-Con and he had created them while I was gone. He is amazing and these are amazing. Check them out!
[Newt’s base is Leonard from Big Bang Theory’s head and Daryl Dixon’s body. Hermann’s base is Daryl’s head and Leonard’s body. Hannibal’s base is Clay Morrow from Sons Of Anarchy, natch.]
These are fantastic!
Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
That explains a lot
I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.
I don’t care. I’ll eat a hundred pineapples. I’ll eat Dole whip until my face peels off. They’re worth it.