Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
That explains a lot
I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.
I don’t care. I’ll eat a hundred pineapples. I’ll eat Dole whip until my face peels off. They’re worth it.
mulder and scully both constantly reference how mulder’s been “shoved” or “hidden” away down in the basement, but hands up if you think mulder used to sit in a nice proper office but one day just got up like ‘there are too many suits here and none of them believe in ALIENS I’m MOVING" and ran away and like slammed the basement door